This tiny support coffee bean, here to help you wean,
will follow you around all day and keep your spirits seen.
No sipping, no caffeine, no buzzing in between,
just moral support and side-eye… calm, collected, and keen.
It won’t boost your energy, or fix your memory,
but it might make you smirk, as you become a coffee-less jerk.
A pocket-sized pep squad with a sarcastic little gleam,
cheering you on emotionally … unhelpful, yet serene.
An item made from polymer clay.
FRAGILE NOT A TOY, could be a choking hazard!
